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The following is a promotional spot heard on a college radio statio
"Hello, this is God....
A Belgian, Hans, meets one of his French friends, Pierre, in the street, and say
Hans: "Hi, Pierre! I haven't seen you for a long time!...
Paddy the Irishman is on holiday with his girlfriend in Las Vegas.
Two women are walking down the Falls road in Belfast.
Says Maire to Brid "Don't them soldiers look very stupid wearing camouflage in the middle of the city?...
Two IRA volunteers are waiting in ambush for an English army patrol that is due to pass at midday.
It doesn't arrive at 12, or at 1 and by 2 Seamas is getting worried....
Computer Stories from a Field Service Enginee
An end-user hotline received a call about a bad software disk.
They asked the customer to make a copy of the disk and mail it in to the hotline....
A Computer Operator says as she is lifting an RP06 disk pack from the drive
"Gee, how much does one of these weigh?" Me: "It depends on how much data is on the disk....
I had a similar experience while working as a student operator at Michigan Tech.
One particularly trying afternoon, the computer was merrily crashing for a number of reasons....
I work for University Computing Services answering questions about any and all aspects of computing here, and as a result I run into some truly astonishing mental densities.
.. A few excerpts from...

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