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Overheard in a student computer lab: Client (raising hand and waving frantically)
The computer says 'Enter your name and press RETURN....
Another friend of mine in a similar situation reports having a student in the lab one day, who had to abort out of the SET PASSWORD sequence because he couldn't think of a six-letter word.
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very hesitant about describing her problem.
Eventually the doctor manages to discover that she think...
Teamwork ======== There are four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it....
An old Jew and a young Jew are travelling on the train.
The young Jew asks: "Excuse me, what time is it?...
Three men sitting around a campfire telling stories.
The conversation turns to medical miracles: First ma...
Two retired English gents are sitting in their armchairs in a London Gentlemans club reading their respective papers.
"By jove," said one "do you remember old Crotherrs during the war? Well it se...
A man marries a JEG/KfS [Joke Ethnic Group/Known for Stupidity] woman and all is well for a time.
And, as such things happen, they eventually are going to have a baby....
In a zoo, a woman sees one of the zookeepers trying to push a Camel into an enclosure.
The camel refuses to move one inch. The woman says to the (male) zookeeper, "Here, let me help....
It's christmas time, and the postman rings at the door for an urgent letter.
She opens the door, asking for his request. Taking the letter, she said...

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