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There _are_ some men who understand women. Unfortunately, they all spend their time in rooms with soft walls, talking to beings from Beta Lyrae.
Never give advice to people - they won't take it and will then blame you because it didn't work!
The human race has got to be the slowest and most boring sporting event ever started.
When Grandma visits her grandson, he has to go to the little boys room.
Only he isn't capable to go there alone so his mother says do I have to go with you?...
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment o...
A young sub-altern was posted to a British army detachment in the desert.
On his tour of the facility with the master sergent, he noticed a group of camels....
A Belgian rings the doorbell of a brothel. The porter answe
"Yes? What do you want?" "I want to, er, get together with one of the ladies....
A sailor walks into a bar with a wooden leg, hook hand and an eye patch over his eye.
He and the barman starts to talk: Barman: "What happened to you?...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a Gyn. appointment tom...
VIKINGS HOME JOURNAL (Todays Journal for the modern viking) * Three fast and tasty village dog recipes for the working viking who doesn't have all day to cook.
* War wou...

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