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Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what whey want to be when they grow up.
Little Sheila says: "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!" Sister Catherine...
Two English yuppies notice that an Irishman of all creatures has decided to visit their local pub.
One year at halloween the governor of Illinois was giving a costume party.
all the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce what there characters were....
Three seminarians about to undergo their final test before ordination were taken by an old priest into a luxurious room, told to strip and then tie a small bell around their organ.
Suddenly a ravi...
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said
That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen....
Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!
Q: Why are fat girls like mopeds? A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you.
1st Person : I'm a philatelist - I collect stamps.
2nd person : I'm a lepedoptorist - I collect butterflies....
How do you locate your car in a big parking lot? 1.
Divide the lot in two and decide in which half your car is....
Q: What to you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A: Cliff. Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head?...

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