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A woman enters the butcher's. "One of those sausages, please.
"Sliced?" "No, my pussy ain't a coin machine....
Cartoon Laws Contributed by Trevor Paquette & Lt.
Justin D. Baldwin Cartoon Law I. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation....
Yrneh Etac VII --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac7) OR (etac7@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community.
To protect the Xerox(*...
You help a man in trouble and he will never forget you.
Especially the next time he is in trouble....
I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!
"You're on. Now, where is those thousand dollars?" "That is your first worry!...
There are three Jewish mothers bragging about their sons.
The first one says "My son is very successful. He is the best lawyer in New York City....
Reminds me of another story. A black man and a white man were discussing God.
The white man was certain that God was white, and the black man equally sure that he was black....
Yrneh Etac V --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac5) OR (etac5@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community.
To protect the Xerox(*)...
They have a new test at the Finnish police headquarte
count to 20 without taking your shoes off....
Q: How many East Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. No, four. Hold on a minute, better make that three......

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