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A man in a Porsche 911 stops at a stoplight and a guy on a scooter pulls up next to him.
Many an American tourist around Windsor Castle have been heard asking
"Why did they build it so close to the airport?...
Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have? A: 3. A Left Ear, a Right Ear, and a Final Front Ear!
Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A: A dog that rips your leg off then runs for help....
A brontosaurus is a salamander designed to Military Specifications.
I found this blurb in the USAir Gift Catalog ("This catalog is yours to keep.
Please take it with you!") recently. Quoted without permissio...
Q: What are the four words you don't want to hear while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home!
Seen on a T-shirt on a recent trip to Cancun, Mexico
HE'S DEAD JIM QUICK! YOU GRAB HIS TRICORDER! I'LL GRAB HIS WALLET!...
Overheard in a Hollywood bar, Actress 1: "At one time my breasts were insured for $
2 million". Actress 2: "Did you get the money?"....
Little old lady at US immigration. OFFICIAL: Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or subversion?
(Pause for thought) LITTLE OLD LADY: Violence, I think....

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