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So, little boy, who in your family do you look like?
"I look like my father!" "Ah, I see! And you little girl, which one of your parents do you look like?...
A young girl is sitting in a barber shop with her mother, eating a twinkie, and anxiously awaiting her first hair cut.
When her turn comes, she brings her twinkie with her to the chair, and the...
Yrneh Etac Broken pipe - Permission denied --------------- (novax!
owhere!...
A man goes to the doctor and says: - Doc, I would like to live very long.
What should I do? - I think that is a wise decision....
A man enters a baker's shop and asks for a loaf. The baker ask
White or brown, sir?" And the guy says: "Yes." The baker then asks, impatiently...
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills.
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and...
Why was Jesus Irish? He didn't leave home till he was thirty, he hung around with 12 other guys, his mother thought he was god, and he thought she was a virgin.
Yrneh Etac VIII - Bad address --------------- (novax!
owhere!etac8) OR (etac8@nowhere) Cold, adj.: When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets....
How do you fit twenty Pakistanis in a tyre? Tell them it's a flat.
How do you fit twenty Englishmen in a mini? Promote one and watch the other nineteen climb up his arse.

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