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The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St.
Peter is listing his sins: 1) Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew they were guilty....
When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule what he means is that after he bills you it's financially hard to get back on your feet.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
. "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....
There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow.
One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns....
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there.
Legal business card: Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe Attorneys at Law
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
...Benjamin Franklin....
an anecdote from IBM's Yorktown Heights Research Center.
101 EASY WAYS TO SAY NO I'd love to, but... 1 I have to floss my cat.
2 I've dedicated my life to linguini. 3 I want to spend more time with my blender....

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