Only in America...
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating
rink...
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a
diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to
the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to
in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages
of eight...
Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so
well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking
creatures"...
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...