Dumb Men Jokes
1. Grow your own dope- Plant a man
2. Why are all blond jokes one liners? So men can understand them.
3. What is the difference between government bonds and men? Government bonds
mature.
4. What did God say after he created man? I can do better than this.
5. How do men define a 50/50 relationship? We cook/ they eat, We clean/ they
dirty, We iron/ they wrinkle.
6. What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hotdog and a six pack.
7. What is a man's idea of helping w/ the housework? Lifting his so you can
vacum.
