The Cynic
A man was walking across the road when he met the accident. The impact was
on his head which caused him to be comatosed for two days before he finally
regained consciousness. When open his eyes, his wife was there beside him.
He held her hands and said meaningfully:
"You have always been beside me. When I was a struggling university student,
I failed again and again. And sometimes, even my re-papers as well. You were
always there beside me, encouraging me to go on trying.." She squeezed his
hands as he continued:
"When I went for all the major interviews and failed to clinch any of the
jobs, you were there beside me, cutting out more adverts for me to apply..."
He continued "Then I started work at this little firm and finally got to
handle a big contract. I blew it because of one little mistake. And you were
there beside me."
Then I finally got another job after being laid off for sometime. But I
never seemed to be promoted and my hard work was not recognized. As much, I
remained in the same position from the day I join the company till now...
And you were there beside me"
Her eyes brimmed with tears as she listened to her husband :"And now I met
an accident and when I woke up, you are here beside me....
There's something I'll really like to say to you..."
She flung herself on the bed to hug her husband, sobbing with emotion.
He said..., " I think you really bring me bad luck.."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
