Some Blonde Jokes...
What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A golden retriever
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What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot
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What is it called when a blonde dies her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence
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What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
An air bag.
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What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
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What is every blonde's ambition in life?
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't. They're born that way.
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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
They're too hard to peel.
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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
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What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning?
"So, are you all on the same team?"
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What's brown and red and black and blue?
A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.
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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
One.
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Why couldn't the blonde write the number 11 ?
She didn't know what ONE came first...
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How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
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How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
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How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
There is a stamp on it.
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How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
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Why do men like blonde jokes?
Because they can understand them.
