A New Years Wish? Please Accept With No Obligation Implied

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A New Years Wish?
Please accept with no obligation implied, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion or secular traditions of all.
And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 1999, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not
to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is
the only "America" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual
preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these term: This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable provided
there is no alteration to the original. It implies no promise by the wisher
to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, is void
where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to repair of this wish or issuance of a replacement wish at the sole
desecration of the wisher.

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