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• Have One On Me! A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.
  So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $...
• A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender, and said, "I'll bet you $
  50 I can bite my right eye!" Noticing the man had had a few to drink, the bartender took him up on it....
• The Empire State Building This guy goes to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in NYC.
  It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar next to another guy....
• A guy walks into a bar where he has heard that the bartender is keeping a horse in back.
  Walking up to the bar, he asks what the bartender would give him if he were able to go back to the horse and make it laugh....
• A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink.
  So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?...
• This guy walks into a bar, and sits down at the bar.
  There is a really good looking girl alone at the end of the bar....
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• Subject: Nerds This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.
  As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "NERDS NOT ALLOWED -- ENTER AT OWN RISK!...
• Kill the nerds Since hunting season is going strong, I thought this might be approprite.
  .. This was sent in by Kevin Dewinter from somewhere in Cyberspace....