New Conversion Rates 2 Monograms = 1 Diagram 1 Million Microphones = 1 Megaphone 2000 Mockingbirds = Two Kilomockingbird 10 Cards = 1 Decacards 1/2 Lavatory = 1 Demijohn 1 Millionth Of A Fish = 1 Microfiche 453.

New Conversion Rates 2 Monograms = 1 Diagram 1 Million Microphones = 1 Megaphone 2000 Mockingbirds = Two Kilomockingbird 10 Cards = 1 Decacards 1/2 Lavatory = 1 Demijohn 1 Millionth Of A Fish = 1 Microfiche 453.

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New Conversion Rates
2 monograms = 1 diagram
1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbird
10 cards = 1 decacards
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologues = 5 dialogues
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 baby sitters = 1 gramma grampa
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

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Here is a conversion chart taken from The Bent of Tau Beta Pi Spring 1988.
Reprinted without permission. 10**12 Microphones = 1 Megaphone 10**6 bicycles = 2 megacycles 500 millinaries = 1 seminary 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds 10 cards = 1 decacards 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn 10**-6 fish = 1 microfiche 453....
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Here are some phrases used to remember SIN, COS, and TAN.
(SIN = Opposite/Hypotenuse, COS = Adjacent/H, TAN = O/A)....
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1 if by land, 2 if by C.
1 + 1 = 3; for large values of 1
This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..