Speed Limits...
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....
Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"
Blonde : "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65."
Cop : "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway
you're on!"
Blonde : "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, I'll be more careful
from now on."
At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the
passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.
Cop : "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're
shaking something awful."
Blonde : "Oh... We just got off of highway 119"
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...