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• A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.
  "Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy....
• The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates.
  Saint Peter came over and told the Pope, "Just a minute, I'll be right back"....
• One day St. Peter had to go on some very important business, so he left a minor saint in charge of the Pearly Gates and instructed him to get proof of identity before he let anyone in.
  So the minor saint was sitting around when Beethoven arrived....
• A Senator dies and goes to the Pearly Gates. There is a long line there so the Senator goes to the head of the line and says, "I'm Senator Blamsphey.
  Saint Peter looks at him and says, "You'll have to wait in line like anybody else....
• A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint Peter and he asked
  I know I was good during my life, and I really appreciate being brought to Heaven, but I'm really curious....
• Heavenly Entrance Exam The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
  He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself....
• Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven.
  At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells....