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• Then there was the hopeless case that Sherlock Holmes solved through the use of brilliant deduction.
  ... Watson asks, " Tell me dear Sherlock, what school did you last attend?...
• From Sourcebook Magazine, Summer 1990, by Dan Gutma
  Would the invention of the telephone ever have gotten off the ground if Alexander Graham Bell's first call had gone ....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
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  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
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  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
  Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
• After the third murder in as many months of residents of the fourth floor of the dormitory, Sherlock Holmes was called in the case.
  In each death the body of a student had been discovered the next morning crushed and covered with tire marks....