SIGNS:
** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed."
** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't
sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
** Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
** At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
** Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
** At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
** On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
** In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."
** On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
** At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
** On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
** In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
** On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
** At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment."
** Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
** In a veterinarian's waiting room : "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
** At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don't, you will be."
** In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and
get fed up."
** In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
