You Think You're Having A Bad Day...
There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like
that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to
him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just
joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man
crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep,
and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave
the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can
do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I
left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go
home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave
home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to
my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...