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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz!
• Why waltz when you can ROCK AND ROLL?????
• What's WASP foreplay? An engagement ring.
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? The bucket!
• Q: What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
• Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
  A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin....
• Q: What is the difference between a duck ? A: One leg is both the same.
• What's the difference between an angry rooster & a lawyer? The rooster clucks with defiance...