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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Politics A little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics?
  Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way....
• The 3 bears The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court.
  Momma and Poppa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• A young lady had unwantedly become pregnant and wanted an abortion.
  Unfortunately, a medical examination showed she could not and when told so by her doctor she broke down and cried....
• One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.
  "What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child, staring intently at the scene before them....
• One day when Ernie was about six, before he learned about being dirty, he was pestering his mom while she tried to do the housework.
  She said, "Why don't you go across the street and watch them building the new apartments?...
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....