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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• People live the longest who have the most birthdays.
• Babes are like roads.
• If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.
  Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story....
• Megahertz--when something is really painful.
• Too bad that stupidity isn't painful...
• Zippers can be very painful at times...!
• Roads? Where were going we dont need roads! - DOC