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  o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house. The engineer just grabs a huge bucket of water and runs over to the fire, putting it out....
• An engineer, physicist, and mathematician are all challenged with a problem
  o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house. The engineer just grabs a huge bucket of water, runs over to the fire, and puts it out....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• Three employees of NOSC (an engineer, a physicist and a mathematician) are staying in a hotel while attending a technical seminar.
  The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trashcan from his room with water and douses the fire....
• There's an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and they are all attending a convention at some hotel.
  A fire breaks out when everyone is asleep. The engineer wakes up, smells the smoke, gets up, runs out into the hallway, runs to the nearest firehose, and douses the entire room with water....
• An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are staying in three adjoining cabins at a decrepit old motel.
  First the engineer's coffee maker catches fire on the bathroom vanity....
• There were once three acedimians, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician visiting a small town for a conference.
  They found themselves forced to share a room in one of the most dirty, dingy, and really low quality hotels that they had ever seen....
• There were once three acedimians, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician visiting a small town for a conference.
  They found themselves forced to share a room in one of the most dirty, dingy, and really low quality hotels that they had ever seen....