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Heisenberg might have slept here.
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Moebius always does it on the same side. Heisenberg might have slept here.
Aaron Avery, University of Wisconsi...
Heisenberg might have slept here. Moebius always does it on the same side.
Statisticians probably do it Algebraists do it in groups....
Men I have not slept with. -Madonna
Have you heard of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle? I'm not sure...
If not for us, you might have done something constructive.
Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
A very poor couple had just been married and all they could afford was to share a house with an elderly couple.
What's worse is that they have to sleep on the top half of a bunk bed, while the older couple slept on the lower half....
Use tasteful words, You might have to eat them.