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  They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman....
• LITTLE JOHNNY The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?
  . He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, teacher?...
• Little Johnny went off to his first day of school as a freshman.
  When he got home, his mother asked him how his first day of high school was....
• Mommy Mommy, Can I play with Grandma? Shut up kid, You've already dug her up 3 times today!
  Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn. The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn....
• Little Johnny had to walk by a whorehouse on his way to school everyday.
  A prostitute always sat outside and called out "Hi, Little Johnny!...
• To whom should I go to for some self-help? When Alexander The Great was waging war on the entire known world of his time, it chanced that he recieved a slight spear-wound on his wrist.
  Wrapping an old cloth around it, he continued the battle....
• Little Johnny... A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing.
  A group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria....
• Ready for a Higher Grade... Johnny says, "I'm too smart for the first grade.
  My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is!...
• Little Johnny: "I'm Too Smart" Johnnie says, "I'm too smart for the first grade.
  My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is!...