New Official Politically Correct Terms For 1991. You Must Comply Old New Conservative Reactionary The Establishment White Power Elite Hearing Person Temporarily Aurally Abled Sighted Person Temporarily Visually Abled Blind Visually Challenged Mute Vocally Challenged Dead Metabolically Different Alive Temporarily Metabolically Abled Ugly Aesthetically Challenged Rude Politically Correct (tm) Psychopath Socially Misaligned Bald Follicularly Challenged Non-white

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New Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991.
You Must Comply
old new

conservative reactionary
The Establishment White Power Elite
hearing person temporarily aurally abled
sighted person temporarily visually abled
blind visually challenged
mute vocally challenged
dead metabolically different
alive temporarily metabolically abled
ugly aesthetically challenged
rude politically correct (tm)
psychopath socially misaligned
bald follicularly challenged
non-white, non-male oppressed
white melanin impoverished/genetically oppressive
white male oppressor
black african-american
asian asian-american
afro-american african-american
pregnancy parasitic oppression
janitor sanitation engineer
dish washer utensil sanitizer
dairy where cows are raped
ranch where cattle are murdered
egg ranch where hens are raped
biology department where animals are tortured and then murdered
to fulfill the sadistic fantasies of white
male scientist lakeys of the imperialistic
drug companies
fishing raping the oceans
farming exploiting mother earth
paper bag processed tree carcass

Many of the labels from the 80's are now passe. Here is a partial
list of the denotations that are now acceptable (all labels are subject
to change without notice).

old 80's 90's
--- ---- ----
deaf hearing impaired aurally challenged
dumb speech impared orally challenged
blind sight impaired visually challenged
retarded mentally handicapped mentally challenged
queer gay/homosexual queer [strange but true]
fat big boned alternative body image

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