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Banks --- I Went To The Bank And Asked To Borrow A Cup Of Money.
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--- banks ---
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They
said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that
much time.
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