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• A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
  "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....
• A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?
  Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the customer, "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my gator....
• This guy goes walking into a bar with an alligator.
  He sets the the alligator up on the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you serve cajuns in this bar?...
• An Embarrassing Problem: A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.
  He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's face....
• A city dude walked into a cowboy bar with a cat under one arm, a six shooter on his hip and a bucket of shit in one hand.
  He walked up to the bar and set down the cat and the bucket....
• A man walked into a bar and ordered two drinks. He downed the first one and carefully poured the other into his hand.
  The bartender looked at him strangely and asked if he wanted another round....
• The IRS can always find more... The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
  1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....