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1. Why did God invent WASPs?
Someone has to buy retail.
2) How many WASPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to make the marinis, one to call the electrician.
Two, but WASPs screw in a bed.
3) What do you call a bunch of WASPs sitting around a table?
Price fixing.
4) What does a WW's bumper sticker say?
Honk if you want to pass.
5) How do you spot WWs in a Chinese restaurant?
They're the ones where everyone is eating their own food.
6) What is the definition of a WW?
Someone who steps out of the shower to piss.
7) How do you spot a WW at an orgy?
He's the one washing grapes.
8) What's a deprived WW?
Someone who only has a black and white TV.
9) What's a WW's seven-course meal?
Six martinis and a Saltine.
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