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  BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too....
• Parent Definitions... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have kids again.
  DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside....
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  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
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• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception All your sentences begin with "what if" At Christma
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• SUMMER SEMINARS FOR WOMEN OF THE 90's These seminars are designed to promote a better understanding between today's women and their spouses and/or mates.
  The "modern" woman may have lost touch with some of the essential techniques required in the 90's to properly deceive her mate into thinking he's satisfied....
• WINTER SEMINARS FOR WOMEN OF THE 90's These seminars are designed to promote a better understanding between today's women and their spouses and/or mates.
  The "modern" woman may have lost touch with some of the essential techniques required in the 90's to properly deceive her mate into thinking he's satisfied....