A List Of Classic Pick=-up Lines
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I'll Suck You So Hard That You'll Have To Pick The Sheets Out Of
Your *ss When I'm Finished.
A list of classic pick=-up lines
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I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of
your *ss when I'm finished.
That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed...
Do you want to see something swell?
Hey babe....do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
Drop 'em.
What do you like for breakfast?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Hi there! I'm interested in having breakfast with you. Can I call you
or nudge you?
Excuse me. Do you wanna f**k or should I apologize?
Irish : Have you got a little Irish in you?
She: Uh...no....
Irish: Well, do you want some?
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate
and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Wanna fuck like bunnies?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about
the first thing that pops up.
I had a friend who used to hand out calling cards which said:
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
Then watch the victim try to hold back her smile...
Hi, my name's Ron, how do you like me so far?
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
