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• (written high upon the wall above a urinal) Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
• (written above a urinal) Why are you looking up here? Are you ashamed of it?
• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• Look that up in your Funk and Wagnall
• Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat.
  When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin....
• Yegads!.....DON'T Look up!........
• If you don't believe me, look it up.
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Look. Up in the sky. It's a bird...It's a bird!