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  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Ten Rules for dating my daughter. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
  Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me....
• A 5-year-old girl gets a kitten for her birthday. Soon thereafter, the Mom, while getting into the car slams the door on the kitten, killing it in front of her daughter.
  Mom explains that "this is life", accidents happen, we learn from our mistakes, and so on....
• Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
  Child: Mother, where do babies come from? Mom...
• A woman was unable to conceive, so she went to her doctor.
  The doctor told her about the latest medical discovery, and told her to swallow three ball bearings....
• True Story? Last weekend I was in the grocery store getting a gallon of milk.
  As a walk up to the check out line the lady in front of me turns around and says, " You are such a doll, you look almost identical to my daughter....
• Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
  ** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....