SMART HUNTER
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to
"enforce the laws pending." He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and
said, "Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your
kill?"
The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one
of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's butt, pulled it out,
sniffed it, and said, "This here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a
Washington state hunting license?" The hunter pulled out his wallet and
calmly showed the warden a Washington state hunting license. The warden took
a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's butt, pulled it out,
sniffed it, and said, "This here's an Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho state
hunting license?" The hunter, getting annoyed, produced an Idaho state
hunting license.
The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said,
"This here's an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting
license?" Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter produced
the appropriate license. The warden, a little disappointed at having struck
out, handed the ducks back to the hunter and said, "You've got all of these
licenses, just where the hell are you from?"
The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said "You're so smart, YOU tell
ME!"
