A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary
said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals.
It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word
"'fascinate.'" Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the
Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated." The teacher said,
"Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate.'" Little Billy raised his hand. The
teacher hesitated because Billy was noted for is bad language. She finally
decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called
on him. Billy said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs
are so big she can only fasten 8."
