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And who says our educational system is in dire straits?
I submit these compilations as testimony to the debate, taken from children, newspapers, and teache...
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME
Toilet Jokes Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Here I sit What a caper I have to shit But I'm out of pape
Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted
You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants!
I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.
Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls.
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written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.

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