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In a similar vein, I saw these in my college in India
1. A line drawn 20 feet above ground level and the legend, "If you can piss this high, join the fire brigade!...
Please don't throw toothpicks in the urinals - the cokcroaches are learning to pole vault.
.....
Mikhail Gorbachev believed in omens. He thought that the bird following him around was the dove of peace.
It was just a pigeon warning "Coo, coo, coo....
It seems that recently on the "Today" show, there was a white female guest who was going to demonstrate self-defense she taught.
She had brought along one of her instructors, a black male, to be the...
I called up the local auto club this morning to ask for a map of Colorado.
The receptionist who answered the phone asked me to spell my last name, and then my first name....
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test.
He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees. "A man and a woman mak...
I remember hearing this story here in Tallahassee from a few years back about this guy that broke into someone's house, stole lots of stereo equipment, money, jewelry, etc.
.. and on his way out, dec...
A man was in court as a witness on a rape case. Witne
I saw the him giving her a right good f---ing, he was....
Q: What did the football player get on his IQ test? A: Drool!
I was born right the first time.

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