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What is the square-root of 69? 8 something
he universe is infinite, the number of beings in the universe is a finite number (_very_ big, but finite) the population density is the population / the area they live i
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lim ENGINEER = MBA STUDENT GPA->0
In various papers on `good' congruential pseudorandom number generators, George Marsaglia recommended the multiplier 362436069, because it was `easy to remember'.
If you read it as `thirtysix-twentyfo...
John Tukey's published `Exploratory Data Analysis' book has 666 pages of text, on the last of which `Revelation, Chapter 13, Verse 18' is given as a reference.
Several reviewers didn't see the joke....
Can anyone identify the following: Fe Fe Fe \ | / Fe --*-- Fe / | \ Fe Fe Fe A ferrous wheel HI \ Ag / HO Hi Ho Silver!
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A topologist is a man who cannot tell a difference between a coffe cup and a doughnut.
A statistician is a man, who with his head in an oven and his feet in an ice bucket, will say that on the average he feels fine.
Why does every university have a math department? It's cheaper than institutionalizing them.
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