Jokes From Emails

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In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant: It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit.
It only takes Burger King 10 minutes....
Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
..please aim properly....
Here I sit, I'm at a loss trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray, I don't blow my ass away....
Here's one seen above a urinal: look up look up [even higher on the wall] keep looking up [on the ceiling] Quick!
Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!...
One of the funniest I've seen was also the simplest: Fart loud if you love Jesus!
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall doo
Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis!...
Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
(written above a urinal) Why are you looking up here? Are you ashamed of it?
Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.
Don't look now! You're pissing on your neighbors foot!

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