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  He yelled, "My God! what Do you call this -- a twat?...
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  "Yes, he seemed better dressed each time....
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
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  He went in to see the loan officer, Mr.Patrick Whack....
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