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• We are what we do, not what we say
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• One year at halloween the governor of Illinois was giving a costume party.
  all the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce what there characters were....
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• You know that Dahmer could predict the weather? He had a trick knee!
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• Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
• What do you say to an Iraqui? - Hold this marshmallow for me!