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Q: Why were the screams coming from the kitchen ? A: The cook was beating the eggs.
Q: Who were the first people to invent a plane that couldn't fly ? A: The wrong brothers.
Q: What is the biggest ant? A: An Elepha
Q: If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A: None. Roosters Don't Lay Eggs!...
Q: What do you lose every time you stand up? A: Your Lap!
Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink? A: To a crow bar.
Q: What did the Russian call his pet rodent? A: Comrat.
Q: What's the name of the snake that joined the Canadian police force? A: Mountie Python.
Q: When do cannibals leave the table? A: After everyone's eaten.
Q: What is a cannibal's favorite TV show? A: A Celebrity Roast.
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