Related:

• Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving.
• How can you spot lying politicians? Their lips move...
• How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? His lips begin to move.
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
• How can you tell a dead lawyer form a dead skunk lying in the middle of the road?
  There are skidmarks in front of the skunk....
• Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?
  A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his....
• How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road?
  With the coyote, you usually see skid marks....
• Q: How can you tell when a leper poker game is over? A: When someone throws his hand in.