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• Two male surfers were gloriously bronzed except for their genital areas.
  One of them said, "Let's go down to the end of the beach tomorrow and bury ourselves in the sand with our pricks exposed....
• Why do beach combers never starve at the beach? Because of all the sand-which-is there.
• Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep after they die?
  Because deep, deep, deep down, they are really nice people....
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• Q. Why to lawyers wear neckties? A. To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
• Q: Why do lawyers wear neckties? A: To keep the foreskins from covering up their faces.
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• A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city sub- scribed to a fund for his funeral.
  The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling....