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• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket.
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? The bucket!
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
• Q: What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? A: A rooster clucks defiance.
• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
  A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer....
• Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
  A. When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance....
• Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
  A: You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline....
• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
  A: One's a scum-sucking, bottom-feeding scavenger, and the other's a fish....