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• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
• Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat.
• Q: What do you call a planeload of lawyers that goes down at sea with one seat empty?
  A: A Damn shame!!!!...
• Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions? A: When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your new Mercedes.
• Q: What is the difference between sin and shame? A
  It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out....
• Q: What is the definition of agony? A: Being a one-armed man hanging off a cliff, and having an attack of jock itch.
• Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
  Bad News: There were three empty seats....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....