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  Skid marks in front of the skunk!...
• How can you tell a dead lawyer form a dead skunk lying in the middle of the road?
  There are skidmarks in front of the skunk....
• What's the difference between a dead rattlesnake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
  There are no skid-marks in front of the lawyer....
• Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog....
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
  Vultures wait 'till you're dead to rip your heart out....
• LAWYERS *Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
  *A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?...
• How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road?
  With the coyote, you usually see skid marks....
• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
• Q: What's red, hot, juicy, stinks and has hair on it? A: A dead skunk on a hot highway.