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• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
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• Q. Where do you find a tortoise with no legs? A. Where you left it.
• Q: What's the difference between Aggie cheerleaders and sheep?
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• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
• Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs? A: Right where you left it.
• Q: Where do you find a Turtle with no legs? A: Right where you left him.