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Q:" How Many Boddhisattvas Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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"Q:" How many Boddhisattvas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One - "If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will"
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"A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
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"A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
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A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
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A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
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A: Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Daddy....